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Current Music:prodgiy - molotov bitchhhhajkytrs;y;;;
Current Location:butts
Subject:HEY YOU GUYS I KNOW THIS IS REALLY LATE BUT STILL
Time:06:36 am

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Time:05:59 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] awake

i said what what
what the fuck
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Current Music:del tha funky homosapien - catch a bad one
Time:03:49 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] bitchy

spring break has been swell so far,
wishing you were here - gepetto
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Current Music:Funkdoobiest - Wopbabalubop
Time:11:58 pm

yo homes how u like ma ride
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Current Music:Method Man - Judgement Day
Time:01:23 am
so i seen some chavs on da sidewalk right, and i walked up to em right, then i was like "sup buddies you want some proper well good crack m8" then they were like "FOOK OF YA MANGY TWAT!" then i was like "righty o chaps" and was on my merry way
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Current Music:Deltron 3030 - Mastermind
Subject:a bedtime story
Time:10:35 pm
Once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, there was a little boy who was misled by another little boy. This is what he said, "me and you tonight, we gonna make some cash, robbin' old folks and making the dash." They did the job, money came with ease, but one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease...

He robbed another and another, robbed a sister and a brother, tried to rob a man who was a DT Undercover. The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, he said "keep still boy, no need for static." Punched him in the belly and then he gave him a slap, but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped. He pulled out his gun and said, "why'd ya hit me?" Barrel pointed straight at the cops kidney. The cop got scared, the kid he starts to figure, "I'll do years if I pull this trigger" so he cold-dashed and ran around the block. The cop radios in to another lady cop. He ran by a tree, there he saw the sister, shot for the head, shot back but he missed her. Looked around good and from expectations, he decided he'd head for the subway stations. She was coming so he made a left, running top speed until he was out of breath. Knocked an old man down and SWORE he killed him, "Sorry!" Then he made his way to an abandoned building. Run up the stairs up to the top floor, opened up the door, there guess who he saw. Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope who don't know the meaning of water nor soap. He said, "I need bullets, hurry up, run!" The dope fiend rolled back a spanking shot gun. He went outside but there were cops all over, so he dipped into a car, it was a stolen Nova. Raced up the block doing 83, crashed into a tree near a University. Escaped alive, though the car was battered, rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered. Ran out of bullets, but he still had static, so he grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic. Pointed at her head, said the gun was full of lead, told the cops "back off, or honey here's dead!" But in his heart, he knew he was wrong, so he let the lady go and he starts to run on. Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, before long the little boy got surrounded. He dropped the gun, so went the glory, and this is the way I have to end this story. He was only seventeen in a madman's dream. The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream. And this ain't funny, so don't ya dare laugh, just another case about the wrong path. Straight and narrow are your soldiers cast. Goodnight.
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Current Music:Big Daddy Kane - Ain't No Half Steppin'
Time:10:07 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Current Music:Tha Mexakinz - El Enemigo
Time:05:53 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] satisfied
so how do you like your pizza?

;)
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Current Music:N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
Time:07:03 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] bitchy
sry how rude of me

i didnt introduce my compton friends to you


this here is a crazy muthafucka named ice cube
from a gang called niggaz wit attitude
when hes called off
hes got a sawed off
when he squeezes da trigga
bodies r hauled off


and this here is mc ren, another crazy ass nigga
da more punks he smokes yo his rep gets bigga
hes a bad muthafucka and you know this
but the pussy ass niggaz dont show dis


over here is eazy-e (aka jesus)
hes a brotha that'll smother your mother
and make your sister thinks he loves her
a dangerous motherfucker dat raises hell
and if he ever gets caught he'll make bail


oh yeah and theres dr. dre and dj yella but nobody likes them.
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Current Music:Dr. Octagon - Doom I'm The DOC
Current Location:chillin wit ma nigras up in zimbabwe
Time:04:32 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] TAP TAP TAP
what you know about dat?

i know all about dat.
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Current Music:Eazy-E - Gimme Dat Nutt
Current Location:shoving my head in my vagina right now
Time:08:46 pm

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
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Time:10:31 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] in pain
OH GOD MY TONGUE AND THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH HURTS.
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Current Music:Twiztid - Blam!
Time:05:07 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] WHAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
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